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One of the most beloved men of all time, featured in 15 games with only 2 and a half bein specifically about him.
Goro Majima
Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
Friendly, round, and won't betray you.
Kirby
Kirby Air Riders
Pi Na So Mi Ma Ni Se, Da Na Fun Su Low Ba, Fa Ri Do La Si Ma Net, Do Ni Pwana Voo Ri Net!
Sherma
Hollow Knight: Silksong
The princess is no longer in another castle. This time, you are the princess.
Hornet
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Rollin', Smashin' and Bashin' like its 1994
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Bananza
It's a passing of the torch, but damned if he's not going to shove that torch up your ass on the way out.
Ryu Hayabusa
Ninja Gaiden 4
After waiting so long for this grudge match, he's just so cool.
Sylux
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
Sandfall achieves the impossible by making a cast of Frenchmen both sympathetic and likeable
The Entire Cast of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Banandium mush can't melt steel beams!
King K. Rool
Donkey Kong Bananza
A true heroine that remains the same steadfast and competent action protagonist even in one of the weakest games of her franchise.
Samus Aran
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
He's literally me...if I actually was good at my job.
Robert Robertson III
Dispatch
The year is 20XX, on planet Popstar every vehicle is run by the most important energy source, hamster power.
Rick
Kirby Air Riders
AWARDS
- Least Worst Award for least worst game of the year
- Most Hated Award for most hated game of the year
- Game Play-Ger for best gameplay
- Press X To Win The Award for worst gameplay
- A E S T H E T I C S Award for best visual aesthetics
- Assthetics Award for worst visual aesthetics
- Silent Protagonist Award for best character
- Scrappy Doo Award for worst character
- Hate Machine Award for crimes against gaming
- Bikini Season Award for best representation of women
- Hasselhoff Award for best representation of men
- Kamige Award for best eroge
- The Beat Must Never Die for best soundtrack
- Treasure Island Award for best writing / story
- Shitty Deflated Beach Ball Award for worst writing / story
- Seal of Quality Award for biggest technical blunder
- New Challenger Award for best new IP
- IP Twist Award for best implementation of an old franchise
- PIXELS R ART XIII for most pretentious indie game
- The Little Game That Could Award for best game nobody played
- /vr/ Award for best game of 1995
- Me at the Zoo Award for best game of 2005
- "Buy an ad" Award for most blatantly promoted game
- Redemption Arc Award for biggest redemption in gaming
- Prove Me Wrong Award for least anticipated game of 2026 and beyond
- Please Be Good Award for game coming out in 2026 and beyond that we hope doesn't suck
- Blue Checkmark Award for most pointless controversy
- Why Award for most pointless remake/remaster
- Water Connoisseur Award for best water in a video game of all time
- Beach Episode Award for best beach in a video game of all time
- Humidity Lover Award for best tropical themed video game of all time
- Woah! It's a Big One Award for best fishing minigame of all time
- Exit Through Gift Shop Award for best specific official video game merchandise of all time
- Most Hated of Least Worst Award For Most Hated Game That Won The Least Worst Award
