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What she lacks in hips she more than makes up for in other assets, like deep knowledge in alchemy.
Atelier Yumia: The Alchemist of Memories & the Envisioned Land
Gust
Just the right size no bucket required.
Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Cygames
The original golden standard for female characters in gaming and still holding strong.
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
Retro Studios, Next Level Games, Virtuos
I appreciate a female bug that manages to keep her chitinous body feminine, yet strong enough to kill other bigger bugs.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Team Cherry
The Z-team really captures the whole spectrum of reasons I don't interact with women
Dispatch
AdHoc Studio
Bold of the developers to make their main female character where no pants and no skirts. Truly empowering.
Hades II
Supergiant Games
Kojima put in extra effort in the face-scanning on this one.
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
Kojima Productions, Guerrilla Games
Do I like, histronic and delusional women? Absolutely!
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Sandfall Interactive
The Chinese, as usual, blatantly getting the best ideas of other devs and reimplementing them in their own way and succeeding in this case. Please more hot chinese female warriors.
Wuchang: Fallen Feathers
Leenzee
*Some disassembly required
Beyond Citadel
doekuramori
A story about a woman wanting to explore and discover herself before she's afraid of settling down? Can't get more female accurate than that.
Silent Hill f
NeoBards Entertainment
Sure, they're not real, and you can't Digi-Ride them, but they're face-height!
Digimon Story: Time Stranger
Media.Vision
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- Exit Through Gift Shop Award for best specific official video game merchandise of all time
- Most Hated of Least Worst Award For Most Hated Game That Won The Least Worst Award
