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Let me tell you, this game had it all. 320x200 videos of bad actors in worse costumes, one of the best MIDI soundtracks ever produced, and Kane. And we loved every second of it
Command & Conquer
Westwood Studios, Looking Glass Studios
The mad men who bought a Saturn at launch knew they were in for something spectacular.
Panzer Dragoon
Sega, Team Andromeda
Harlan Ellison personally oversees an HD remaster of his own short story
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
Cyberdreams
It's cliche now, but "Epic Journey Across Time" used to be rather novel!
Chrono Trigger
Square, Tose
Evolving from Tek demo to actual fighting game
Tekken 2
Namco
A taste of what's to come in terms of Star Wars shooters, and a great start to the Jedi Knight series.
Star Wars: Dark Forces
LucasArts
In this game I am not traffic, I am DEATH
Twisted Metal
Sony Interactive Studios America, SingleTrac
The cutesy artstyle hides behind it one of the most grueling platformers ever made.
Rayman
Ubi Pictures
Do eggs smell? Asking for a friend haha
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Nintendo EAD
I bet you're pretty excited to play it for the first time pretty soon.
Earthbound
Ape Inc., HAL Laboratory
Orcs vs. Humans. Who knew that adding in boats would make for a pretty damn good game?
Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness
Blizzard Entertainment
With DK's muscle out of the picture, Diddy and Dixie have a new slew of challenges to tackle
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
Rare
AWARDS
- Least Worst Award for least worst game of the year
- Most Hated Award for most hated game of the year
- Game Play-Ger for best gameplay
- Press X To Win The Award for worst gameplay
- A E S T H E T I C S Award for best visual aesthetics
- Assthetics Award for worst visual aesthetics
- Silent Protagonist Award for best character
- Scrappy Doo Award for worst character
- Hate Machine Award for crimes against gaming
- Bikini Season Award for best representation of women
- Hasselhoff Award for best representation of men
- Kamige Award for best eroge
- The Beat Must Never Die for best soundtrack
- Treasure Island Award for best writing / story
- Shitty Deflated Beach Ball Award for worst writing / story
- Seal of Quality Award for biggest technical blunder
- New Challenger Award for best new IP
- IP Twist Award for best implementation of an old franchise
- PIXELS R ART XIII for most pretentious indie game
- The Little Game That Could Award for best game nobody played
- /vr/ Award for best game of 1995
- Me at the Zoo Award for best game of 2005
- "Buy an ad" Award for most blatantly promoted game
- Redemption Arc Award for biggest redemption in gaming
- Prove Me Wrong Award for least anticipated game of 2026 and beyond
- Please Be Good Award for game coming out in 2026 and beyond that we hope doesn't suck
- Blue Checkmark Award for most pointless controversy
- Why Award for most pointless remake/remaster
- Water Connoisseur Award for best water in a video game of all time
- Beach Episode Award for best beach in a video game of all time
- Humidity Lover Award for best tropical themed video game of all time
- Woah! It's a Big One Award for best fishing minigame of all time
- Exit Through Gift Shop Award for best specific official video game merchandise of all time
- Most Hated of Least Worst Award For Most Hated Game That Won The Least Worst Award
