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You can jump and guillotine after getting knockbacked? Gamers these days are so coddled I swear.
Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound
The Game Kitchen
A super charged expansion pack for a beloved game, from the era where developers cared about their players.
Kirby Air Riders
Bandai Namco Studios, Sora Ltd.
A respectable update to a Sega classic. It plays fast, it looks incredible and even advances the main character's story in a meaningful way.
Shinobi: Art of Vengeance
Lizardcube
Don't you ever stop rolling your lonely star, Katamari.
Once Upon a Katamari
RENGAME
Welcome back, Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds
Sonic Team
The only twist left is for them to send Majima into space
Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio
It might be time for Yakumo to let it rip, with some cues taken from DMC4 of all games, but drowning in that juicy gore.
Ninja Gaiden 4
Team Ninja, PlatinumGames
Taking pages from Red Faction and the character action game genre, it's the successor to DK64 you didn't know you wanted.
Donkey Kong Bananza
Nintendo EPD, 1-up Studio, tri-Crescendo
They restricted weapons and stats to classes, yet somehow customization is even better than ever. It's translates to Battle Royale surprisingly well.
Elden Ring Nightreign
FromSoftware
The biggest twist is that this game could have been Hollow Knight Forever, but you know what they say about diamonds.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Team Cherry
This time, you chase the demons.
Silent Hill f
NeoBards Entertainment
How do you beat the largest grossing media franchise in history? Add hot anthro waifus.
Digimon Story: Time Stranger
Media.Vision
AWARDS
- Least Worst Award for least worst game of the year
- Most Hated Award for most hated game of the year
- Game Play-Ger for best gameplay
- Press X To Win The Award for worst gameplay
- A E S T H E T I C S Award for best visual aesthetics
- Assthetics Award for worst visual aesthetics
- Silent Protagonist Award for best character
- Scrappy Doo Award for worst character
- Hate Machine Award for crimes against gaming
- Bikini Season Award for best representation of women
- Hasselhoff Award for best representation of men
- Kamige Award for best eroge
- The Beat Must Never Die for best soundtrack
- Treasure Island Award for best writing / story
- Shitty Deflated Beach Ball Award for worst writing / story
- Seal of Quality Award for biggest technical blunder
- New Challenger Award for best new IP
- IP Twist Award for best implementation of an old franchise
- PIXELS R ART XIII for most pretentious indie game
- The Little Game That Could Award for best game nobody played
- /vr/ Award for best game of 1995
- Me at the Zoo Award for best game of 2005
- "Buy an ad" Award for most blatantly promoted game
- Redemption Arc Award for biggest redemption in gaming
- Prove Me Wrong Award for least anticipated game of 2026 and beyond
- Please Be Good Award for game coming out in 2026 and beyond that we hope doesn't suck
- Blue Checkmark Award for most pointless controversy
- Why Award for most pointless remake/remaster
- Water Connoisseur Award for best water in a video game of all time
- Beach Episode Award for best beach in a video game of all time
- Humidity Lover Award for best tropical themed video game of all time
- Woah! It's a Big One Award for best fishing minigame of all time
- Exit Through Gift Shop Award for best specific official video game merchandise of all time
- Most Hated of Least Worst Award For Most Hated Game That Won The Least Worst Award
