French JRPG? Just dunk it in pure concentrated melodrama, why don't you?
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Sandfall Interactive
3
REVENGE, HONOR, SAMURAI. Yeah, yeah, we get it, we get it.
Ghost of Yōtei
Sucker Punch Productions
4
Generic military action film where robots take over the world because... aliens.
MindsEye
Build A Rocket Boy
5
The grand return of a horror classic that isn't scary, atmospheric, or tense, and whose main conflict stems from how being a woman in 1960s Japan was really hard you guys.
Silent Hill f
NeoBards Entertainment
6
Kojima explaining philosophy again with the subtlety and finesse of a high schooler, but now with even more feet, guitars and blatantly referencial character names.
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
Kojima Productions, Guerrilla Games
7
Remember when (You) the hunter was the only person that made an impact in the story?
Monster Hunter Wilds
Capcom
8
At some point, the LLM writing this garbage hallucinated a double agent, and they had to add another chapter in the game about him so that it would make sense.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
Treyarch, Raven Software
9
Hey, Samus! Flavor text is available by hovering over nominees! We can learn more about them by giving the ol' mouse pointer a waggle!
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
Retro Studios, Next Level Games, Virtuos
10
Look, I don't think anybody even cares about the plot in this franchise and since they made Claptrap a revolutionary leader in this one, I assume you guys care even less about it now.
Borderlands 4
Gearbox Software
11
Regardless of choice, messing with the Greater Seattle Polycule leads to predictable outcomes
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
The Chinese Room
12
The writers marathoned every Akira Kurosawa film, gave up midway and ended by headcanonning their own fanfiction into it.