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Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
Retro Studios, Next Level Games, Virtuos
2
French JRPG? Just dunk it in pure concentrated melodrama, why don't you?
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Sandfall Interactive
3
Regardless of choice, messing with the Greater Seattle Polycule leads to predictable outcomes
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
The Chinese Room
4
The grand return of a horror classic that isn't scary, atmospheric, or tense, and whose main conflict stems from how being a woman in 1960s Japan was really hard you guys.
Silent Hill f
NeoBards Entertainment
5
REVENGE, HONOR, SAMURAI. Yeah, yeah, we get it, we get it.
Ghost of Yōtei
Sucker Punch Productions
6
Punch up at corporations, not down at players
The Outer Worlds 2
Obsidian Entertainment
7
The writers marathoned every Akira Kurosawa film, gave up midway and ended by headcanonning their own fanfiction into it.
Assassin's Creed Shadows
Ubisoft Quebec
8
Kojima explaining philosophy again with the subtlety and finesse of a high schooler, but now with even more feet, guitars and blatantly referencial character names.
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
Kojima Productions, Guerrilla Games
9
Look, I don't think anybody even cares about the plot in this franchise and since they made Claptrap a revolutionary leader in this one, I assume you guys care even less about it now.
Borderlands 4
Gearbox Software
10
At some point, the LLM writing this garbage hallucinated a double agent, and they had to add another chapter in the game about him so that it would make sense.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
Treyarch, Raven Software
11
Remember when (You) the hunter was the only person that made an impact in the story?
Monster Hunter Wilds
Capcom
12
Generic military action film where robots take over the world because... aliens.