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Exit Through Gift Shop Award
Exit Through Gift Shop Award
for best specific official video game merchandise of all time
The first one choice for Xbox kids that also had enough money for paintball.
Master Chief Helmet
Halo 3
Just Keep Smiling
Sonic X-treme Ice Cream Bar
BlueBunny
An eternal reminder of the broken promise of the game's director. His head remains intact
Chainsaw Controller
Resident Evil 4
Has more use as an anal plug than something to drink from.
Estus Flask
Dark Souls III
"As far as stupid gimmicks go, this is the best fucking one" - Todd Howard, 2015
Pipboy Replica
Fallout 4
Wiimotes wish they were this good.
Trance Vibrator
Rez
"Solid quality. Beautiful. Nice breasts."
Headless Bikini Torso statue
Dead Island Riptide
Babe, whats wrong? You haven't finished your dinner...
Sonic the Hedgehog Blue Curry
NAUTS, Geeklife
Oh boy, it fits! Now time for some curry.
Curry Bib
Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God
AWARDS
- Least Worst Award for least worst game of the year
- Most Hated Award for most hated game of the year
- Game Play-Ger for best gameplay
- Press X To Win The Award for worst gameplay
- A E S T H E T I C S Award for best visual aesthetics
- Assthetics Award for worst visual aesthetics
- Silent Protagonist Award for best character
- Scrappy Doo Award for worst character
- Hate Machine Award for crimes against gaming
- Bikini Season Award for best representation of women
- Hasselhoff Award for best representation of men
- Kamige Award for best eroge
- The Beat Must Never Die for best soundtrack
- Treasure Island Award for best writing / story
- Shitty Deflated Beach Ball Award for worst writing / story
- Seal of Quality Award for biggest technical blunder
- New Challenger Award for best new IP
- IP Twist Award for best implementation of an old franchise
- PIXELS R ART XIII for most pretentious indie game
- The Little Game That Could Award for best game nobody played
- /vr/ Award for best game of 1995
- Me at the Zoo Award for best game of 2005
- "Buy an ad" Award for most blatantly promoted game
- Redemption Arc Award for biggest redemption in gaming
- Prove Me Wrong Award for least anticipated game of 2026 and beyond
- Please Be Good Award for game coming out in 2026 and beyond that we hope doesn't suck
- Blue Checkmark Award for most pointless controversy
- Why Award for most pointless remake/remaster
- Water Connoisseur Award for best water in a video game of all time
- Beach Episode Award for best beach in a video game of all time
- Humidity Lover Award for best tropical themed video game of all time
- Woah! It's a Big One Award for best fishing minigame of all time
- Exit Through Gift Shop Award for best specific official video game merchandise of all time
- Most Hated of Least Worst Award For Most Hated Game That Won The Least Worst Award
